We like talkin' dirty
We smoke and we drink
We're kmfdm and all other bands stink
Our music is sampled
Totally fake
It's done by machines 'coz they don't make mistakes
We don't have no lyrics
Our message is nil
We hate all dj's
They're makin' us ill
Whatever we tell 'ya
Is meant to be crap
We hate all music and especially rap
d!s .if ll ssl.
We don't like
We hate depeche mode
We don't care for madonna or kylie minogue
Our records have stickers with a warning from tipper
'coz they're no good for kids
If we'd get her we'd strip her
Kmfdm forward the ultimate sound
And a message from satan
If you turn it around
You might think we're stupid
But we're way above it
We don't give a shit
And the kids just love it
We wouldn't sell to a major for a couple of bucks
No doubt about it kmfdm sucks | 
