Hey girl I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Girl you know we've been together such a long long time [such a long time]
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
[Wooow] You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside -- it's my dick in a box
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
bh nhe moc e
A girl like you needs somethin' real
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special girl
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' [yeah]
And I got just the one, somethin' to show ya that you are second to none
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it
It's my dick in a box my dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
Christmas dick in a box
Hanukkah dick in a box
Kwanzaa a dick in a box
Every single holiday a dick in a box
Over at your parent's house a dick in a box
Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMA's a dick in a box [yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow]
A dick in a box, a dick in a box, a dick in a box | |
