Act III
[after the song ends]
This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER As you can see, MUSIC can get you
pretty ****ed upTake a tip from Joe, do like he did, hock your imaginary guitar
and get a good jobJoe did, and he's a happy guy now, on the day shift at
the Utility Muffin Research Kitchen, arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of
a fully-charged icing anointment utensil. And every time a nice little muffin comes
by on the belt, he poots forth And if this doesn't convince you that MUSIC
causes BIG TROUBLEthen maybe I should turn off my plastic' megaphone and
sing the last song on the album in my regular voice
SCENE EIGHTEEN
A LITTLE GREEN ROSETTA
CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER:
A little green rosetta
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A little green rosetta
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A little green rosetta
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A little green rosetta
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You'll make a muffin betta
With a green rosetta
A little green rosetta
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A tiny green rosetta
A little green rosetta
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A little green rosetta
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A little green rosetta
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A little green rosetta
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You'll make a muffin betta
Betta
It's really getting betta
It's betta, it's betta
With a green rosetta
Green rositti
A little green rositti
It's really, really meaty
A little green rositti
Betta, betta,
[Hey, really out therereally good]
It's really getting betta
It's betta, it's betta
With a green rosetta
Setta, setta
[Good God, give the drummer some]
Green rosetta
A little green rosetta
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A little green rosetta
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A little green rosetta
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[Setta, setta, setta, etc.]
[Make a muffin, make a muffin, make a muffin,
Make a muffin betta, make a muffin betta, etc.]
With a green rosetta
A little green rosetta
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[Etc.]
Good God! You're really jammin ! Now the Reggae version, hey, for the People in
the Third World we haven't forgotten anybody on this song.. .for all of you French
peoplewho think that you re outta sight And for the people in Spainwho think
the French people are where its at And for the people in Mongolia who always
wanted to go to Spain for a vacation And for those of you in Taiwan who got chumped,
this chorus is for you: [Rang Tang Ding Dong, I am the Japanese Sandman
Take eight]
Green rosetta
Green rosetta
A little green rosetta
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[Against the Reggae beat, though No, it's still Reggae, but it s all backwards]
A little green rosetta
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A little green rosetta
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A little green rosetta
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You'll make a muffin betta [Etc., etc., etc]
Now you see, some places in the Third World it might be difficult to dance to this because
the kerosene record player is not a very efficient device.. .And a lot of times they run out of,
they run out of spunk right in the middle of the chorus Causing the song to sound like this
A little green rosetta
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However we continue in spite of the fact that the fuel may be low on your record player.
We suggest that in places like the Fourth World where things are really tough that you
keep the record player going by rubbing two sticks together. And if all else fails, throw
the record away build your own green rosettatry this recipe: Well start with a lump of
grass the grass bone connected to the ankle bonethe knee bone connected to the
wishboneand then everybody moves to New York and goes to a party with Warren.
Hey! And we've flown in, at great expense, [triple scale, no less, ladies and gentlemen],
Steve Gad's clone to play the out-chorus on this songlies really outa-site, in spite of
thefact that the click track is totally irrelevant to what he's doing now. I in listening to
the click, yes I'm suffering with the click track right nowthis guy is totally out of sync with it,
but what the ****. Ed Mann will call him up later, show him the sign. Okay Vinnie, where
is five?
They're pretty good musicians
They re pretty good musicians
They're pretty good musicians
They're pretty good musicians
But it don't make no difference
If they're good musicians
Because anybody who would buy this record
Doesn't give a **** if there's good musicians
On it
Because this is a stupid song
AND THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT
A little green rosetta
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A little green rosetta
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A little green rosetta
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A little green rosetta
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You make a muffin betta
With a little green rosetta
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A little green rosetta
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Rosetta, rosetta, rosetta
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